Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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