I'm eating all of the evidence.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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