stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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