16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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