she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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