I wanna bring you to show and tell
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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