the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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