whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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