I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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