I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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