Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
time to smoke my breakfast
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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