I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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