id be glad to
operation harelip BJ is a go
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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