dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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