I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Found the puke drawer
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Randomize