you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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