You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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