All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
