i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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