they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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