Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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