Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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