What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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