yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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