Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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