Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Dicks are not precious.
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