Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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