Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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