There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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