he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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