are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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