Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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