Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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