4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
