i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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