wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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