At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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