i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
His nipple licking is glorious
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