1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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