Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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