I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Everything about him screamed your future.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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