It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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