please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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