Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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