winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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