Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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