We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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