dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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