yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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