I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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