i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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