I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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