I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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