can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
she looked like the before picture.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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