I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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