My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
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