I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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